Here's what will happen this afternoon:
3:30 pm - Corporate partner and good buddy Stu will call on the cell phone, and the conversation shall go thusly.
Stu: whaddya doin man?
OF: well, I burped an hour ago. Does that count?
Stu: Busy eh? Time for a cold one?
OF: uh-huh. (hangs up)
4:15 pm - Northeast corner of the Grampa Drank Here Pub.
Stu: We doin' anything tomorrow?
OF: coming up here, I imagine
Stu: Damn, we're busy. Time for another cold one?
Stu: get any painting done on the house today?
OF: Naw. Ally doesn't like the color. Thinks beige is better.
Stu: You picked the grey, right?
Stu: So tell her it's primer, and you'll get to the beige later.
OF: Paint the whole thing grey and tell her it's primer?
OF: But I'm really finished, right?
Of: Have another one on me.
It gets complicated, of course. Ally has a couple of days off and she's gonna be watching me like a hawk.
Still, the primer idea....
oh man it couldn't be that easy...
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